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Adopting the same mix of shoc…

Posted by tokilltheking on March 12, 2010

Adopting the same include of shocks and yocks as John Landis’ 1981 London-based scare comedy, “An American Werewolf in Paris” starts off gangbusters as an funny, knowing control but loses its compass midway on. Though it looks inauspicious to become a howling good fortune in any one vend theatrically, active pic should accrue red-blooded returns on a worldwide basis, with a long afterlife in ancillaries. Set for Yank release on Christmas Hour, pic opens today in Great Britain.

The movie’s choppy tempo bears witness to extensive testing and subsequent tweaking over a long period (initial shoot was in summer ‘96); there’s little spare flesh in the running time, and the mix of absurd comedy, action and f/x is rarely allowed to stand still long enough to congeal. Though pulled together under the banner of London-based sales company and production house J&M Entertainment, it’s a truly international pudding creatively: helmed by a British-trained director with strong German connections (Anthony Waller, of “Mute Witness” fame), acted by a mixed Yank-French cast, shot in Luxembourg, Paris, Amsterdam and New York, f/x-ed largely by California-based Santa Barbara Studios, and with a major dose of German-based talent behind the camera and in post-production.

Operatic main title, swooping down over Notre Dame with Wilbert Hirsch’s “Omen”-like music thundering away, features a man escaping from the sewers of Paris and then being dragged back inside by some unseen beastie. Having staked out its flashy horror territory, pic then cuts to three young Americans at loose in Europe — sensitive romantic Andy (Tom Everett Scott) and his two girl-chasing pals, Brad (Vince Vieluf) and Chris (Phil Buckman).

Clandestinely climbing the Eiffel Tower at night, the trio prepare for Andy’s spectacular “dare” — bungee-jumping from the Parisian landmark. But there’s a fourth person up there, who’s ready to jump without a safety harness: Serafine (Julie Delpy), who stares mournfully at the waxing moon before plummeting into the void, to be saved (in an exhilarating blend of music and effects) by Andy, who jumps after her, only to lose her on the ground.

Finally tracking her down again, Andy invites her out on a date, though from her sudden display of superhuman strength in a cafe and interest in blood-soaked human organs it’s obvious Serafine is not your average French babe. After an action-filled night at a cellar party to welcome the full moon, Andy wakes up in her bed to find tooth marks on his leg — and her news that he’s already halfway to becoming a werewolf.

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Up to this point, the movie is an enjoyably trashy blend of impressive special effects, low-key refs to Landis’s movie, and sudden moments of horror breaking the jokey tone. For the next reel, too, Waller manages to crank up the humor and shocks without losing the balance: Andy gets a sudden liking for rare steaks and (in a ref to the Landis) meets his now “undead” friend Brad for a chat.

Thereafter, however, pic progressively careens out of control — largely dumping character and rational plot development in favor of one set piece after another, capped by a series of increasingly frantic climaxes and a bolted-on coda (”several full moons later”) that’s structurally neat but makes no logical sense at all.

While Waller’s cult hit “Mute Witness” was all pregnant atmosphere and not much delivery, “Werewolf” is all delivery and not much pregnant atmosphere. For undiscerning viewers, this may be enough: The impressive, entirely computer-generated werewolves are effectively scary and give the pic an energetic, blatantly genre feel, heightened by Peter Adam’s shock cutting.

But to the movie’s loss, the humor becomes more and more hit-and-miss as events unfold. In the film’s most outrageous joke, Andy publicly seduces a horny American tourist (Julie Bowen) by sticking his newly sensitive nose up her skirt; later on, a straight-faced Serafine tells Andy how her stepfather (the man killed at the start) had almost perfected a drug to suppress her “lycanthropic cycle.” But such laughs unfortunately become rarer as the plot tries to cram in everything from werewolves-bent-on-world-domination to the central love story while keeping all the original characters in the frame.

Scott (”That Thing You Do!”) is OK as Andy but gets most of his acting chances in the first half; ditto the English-fluent Delpy as Serafine, though her attraction to the exasperating hero needs to be taken more on trust than from anything in the script. Vieluf and Buckman are reliable as Andy’s pals. French thesps Thierry Lhermitte and Tom Novembre are mostly limited to mugging in tiny roles, the first as a Clouseau-like doctor, the second as a Maigret clone.

Other technical credits are effective, though color processing ranges from muddy in night and studio work to fine in daytime exteriors. Buffs may note a vague hint in the finished film that Delpy’s character is, in fact, the offspring of David Naughton and Jenny Agutter in “An American Werewolf in London.”

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“It glosses over the brillian…

Posted by tokilltheking on March 10, 2010

“It glosses over the brilliant
monk’s dark side and ignores his prejudices completely.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Filmmaker Eric Till’s unimaginative biopic, more manipulative than
enlightening, of the 16th-century German monk Martin Luther who inspired
the Reformation, reads like an overstuffed college course primer turned
into a tepid historical soap opera filled with the usual stock characters.
Nevertheless it successfully chronicles the monk’s life work leading to
his break with the Roman Catholic Church but, unfortunately, it glosses
over the brilliant monk’s dark side and ignores his prejudices completely.
The screenwriters Bart Gavigan and Camille Thomasson peddle politics more
than theology, setting up the argument that the battle hinged on the unyielding
conservative establishment (the Roman Catholic Church) fighting for their
survival against a liberal populist movement bent on destroying the Church.
By the film’s conclusion, the Man is still an enigma though the filmmaker
clearly sides with Luther on the birth of Protestantism and the need to
break from Rome’s corrupt Church (run like a cheesy business venture).
The film was made with denominational support, which probably explains
its reluctance to bring up anything controversial and ruffle the feathers
of the flock of 540 million.

Martin Luther (1483-1546), played with a fierceness by Joseph Fiennes,
is set to be a lawyer when he is caught in a  severe lightning storm
and thinks he survived by a miracle. He therefore becomes convinced, in
a Paul-like conversion, that he has received a sign from God to instead
be a monk. This choice does not please his demanding father. By 1507 Luther
was in the Augustinian order of monks in a monastery in Erfut and was spiritually
guided by his kindly mentor Father Johann von Staupitz (Bruno Ganz). When
Luther was rewarded with a trip to Rome for being such a promising star
in the Church because of his purity and keen intelligence, he became infuriated
by witnessing the corrupt sale of “indulgences” in which anyone could purchase
forgiveness for their sins if they had the money and could therefore escape
purgatory. Still upset upon his return to Germany, at Father Johann’s urgings,
Luther left the monastery to study theology in Wittenberg. The restless
scholarly student, searching for a loving God, later became a professor
of theology at the college. His anti-establishment lectures proved popular
as he chided the Roman officials for the corruption within the Catholic
Church and encouraged the importance of faith over corrupt Roman practices.
For his spirited efforts and ability to reach the locals by speaking to
them in their native German tongue, he wins the support of the local prince,
Frederick the Wise (Peter Ustinov), and soon has a large following among
the local peasants who are attentive to his radical sermons.

The new pope, Leo X, orders the construction of St. Peter’s Basilica
and to pay the costs, John Tetzel (Alfred Molina), a monk representing
the Vatican, was sent out to sell special indulgences, letting everyone
know the eternal consequences that awaited those who did not contribute. 

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Luther goes against the Church over this encouraging his followers
only to give to help the poor, and now his growing popularity among the
peasants alarms the Church. Their response is to call Luther a heretic
and in 1521 he faces an Inquistion in Worms. His imposing adversaries are
Brother Johann Tetzel and Girolamo Aleandro (Jonathan Firth), a heartless
Vatican emissary. Refusing to recant his writings, Luther posts the 95
Theses on the door of the Castle Church in Wittenberg that outline his
reasons why he sees the practice of indulgences as an abuse by Rome and
not in line with the Scriptures. This begins the battle that causes havoc
in Germany (Peasant Rebellion) and splits Christianity apart.

The picture is made watchable by Fiennes fine performance and a frail
Ustinov offering comic antics in his animated expressions. Otherwise, your
usual run-of-the-mill biopic.

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Let's just chime right i…

Posted by tokilltheking on March 7, 2010


Let's just chime right in with the chorus, shall we?

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approaching its subject with the kind of depth and sophistication usually
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narrative with both gravity and a supreme lightness of being, the movie
broaches its fundamental theme of heroism with intelligence and profundity. And
it does so without skimping on the thunderous, heart-pounding action we've come
to expect from such films.

Spider-Man 2

ensnares us in a web of
unexpected emotions, all the while entertaining the hell out of us. It's a
defining moment for the genre.

Much of the credit for the movie's brilliance goes to director Sam Raimi, who
also directed the first film and has agreed (thankfully) to helm the third, as
well as screenwriter Alvin Sargent (

Ordinary People

,

Julia

) and
an ensemble who perform to the fullest of their considerable abilities.


The first installment was enjoyable enough, though it suffered from some
glaring flaws — notably Willem Dafoe's scenery-inhaling Green Goblin. Raimi
and company bring out a bigger, better villain this time around — Dr. Otto
Octavius, aka Doc Ock. A kind-hearted scientist whose experiments with fusion
go terribly awry, Octavius winds up with four mechanical arms merged to his
body and a villainous mindset that is driven by the usual megalomaniacal need for
mass destruction.

Unlike most superhero films, the focus in

Spider-Man 2

is not on Doc Ock
and his fights with the web swinger (although the three battle royales that
exist are mind-blowing showstoppers) — it's on Peter Parker's inner-turmoil
over his new life as a voluntary crime-fighter. His selflessness has taken a
toll — he's stressed beyond all measure. Inevitably, he trashes his suit with
a resolute "I am Spider-Man no more."

We know this won't last. It's Parker's Aunt May who puts it into perspective
when she tells her nephew "I believe there's a hero in all of us,"
part of a mid-film soliloquy delivered by Rosemary Harris with the kind of
eloquence usually reserved for Shakespeare. All of the main characters in

Spider-Man
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engage in heroism of some form or another, and their actions give the
movie a strong dramatic potency.


Raimi blatantly defies what have become conventions in a genre that, as of
late, has been far too glutted with lycra-suited crusaders. The first

Spider-Man

bore Raimi's markings, but the nervous "Will we recoup our
investment?" breath of the corporate heavies fogged its frames. This one
bears Raimi's full unadulterated stamp and some of its most impressive moments
– including an alarming, horrific scene in a hospital — recall two of the
director's earliest masterpieces,

Darkman

and

Evil Dead 2

. The
action sequences play out with a bloodless but masonry-shattering violence that
rumbles the theater and instills in us a genuine sense of peril.

Raimi understands how to conduct action sequences so that they play out with
clarity, never once devolving into a rushed jumble of seemingly random images.
More importantly, he understands that action isn't everything, and that a slow
dramatic build-up must be employed for the thrills to achieve intensity. The
director takes his sweet time brewing up the movie's central romantic conflict
between Parker and Mary Jane Watson, as well as exploring the young man's
residual guilt over his part in the death of his Uncle Ben.

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There's hardly an off performance in the movie, and a few — Harris's Aunt May
and Alfred Molina's gloriously menacing Doc Ock — are even Oscar-worthy. Tobey
Maguire seems more at ease this time with the title role, playing the character
with a canny mix of self-deprecation, puppy dog pining, and heroic bravado.
James Franco's Harry Osborn (the Green Goblin's son) is a little one-note in
his obsessive need for avenging pop's death, but his inclusion is primarily a
bridge to the next film, where his character will likely play a more
significant role.

Special acclaim to J.K. Simmons's uproariously manic J. Jonah Jameson,
publisher of

The Daily Bugle

. The character has more screen time than in
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intimidating underlings with a juicy, over-the-top relish. The only weak link
is Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane. The actress possesses a dreamy, droopy look that
is supposed to pass for romantic but comes off more like a commercial for
Sominex. She could put a hypnotist to sleep.

Like a spider's web, there is a magnificent beauty and elaborate intricacy to

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Osmosis Jones (2001)

Posted by tokilltheking on March 6, 2010

A numerical look at the 82nd Academy Awards

First off, let me say that Sandra Bullock is my girl. Loved her in "Speed," "Miss Congeniality" and, come to think of it, "Miss Congeniality 2." Meryl Streep, however, hasn't won an Oscar since 1982 ("Sophie's Choice"), and she deserves another for playing Julia Child in "Julie & Julia."


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Tucson natives Michael "Coomers" Coomer and Curtis O'Mara recall
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Eight Mexican films made since 2004 will be shown in Arizona for the first time as part of Tucson Cine Mexico. Now in its fifth year, the festival runs tonight through Sunday at Harkins Spectrum on the south side.


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Working from Linda Woolverton's very Hollywood screenplay adaptation of Lewis Carroll's classic tale, Tim Burton shifts the story from a child Alice to a near-adult Alice, viewing her journey through a drearier, more dangerous looking-glass.


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For All Mankind (1989)

Posted by tokilltheking on March 4, 2010

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"You could query, why climb the highest mountain? Why fly the Atlantic? We choose to go to the moon… We choose to go to the moon… We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things not because they are untroubled but because they are strict." Who was the man that said this? Was he a man with a dream, a vision, or was it the importance of beating the Russians so we didn't and get a Communist moon? One opportunity is sure: John F. Kennedy's speech about a voyage to the moon was the start of Apollo and basically set mankind on the moon.

At the time, America had only had a man in space for sixty minutes and now had less than eight years to depart his feet on the surface of the moon. "For All Mankind" is a documentary featuring true NASA footage of the quarter-of-a- million-mile range and the astronauts describing how it felt.

Instead of following one specific duty, Al Reinsert (the director) uses footage from various missions and seventy-nine minutes to tell us how such a journey must contain felt and looked take a shine to, from the powerful liftoff to the space walk on the pave of the moon. I'll allow it, restrict space stuff (which I do) is compulsory to like this film, but if you do, it's a really gigantic experience.

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Get Bruce! (1999)

Posted by tokilltheking on March 3, 2010

As the houseman who pens funny “ad libs” for all and sundry from Raquel Welch to Steven Segal when they’ve got to “play themselves” at an awards or consideration event, Bruce Vilanch has half the application in his encumbered. More guest-eminent-driven back-scratching exercise than anything else, this lightweight, husk-deep docu feels like an accomplishment at repayment. Under discussion and approach make it natural tube fare.

Nathan Lane says Vilanch has given “more good lines to celebrities than a Hollywood coke dealer” — ka-boom-CHA! — and it’s intriguing (if a little magic-depleting) to glimpse just how methodically he crafts bon mots so stars don’t actually have to think them up themselves. Though he’s written material for regular TV and stage shows (notably for longtime ally Bette Midler), most of Vilanch’s efforts are admittedly “topical … (and) don’t have a shelf life, really.” Academy Awards and other broadcast excerpts here duly bear out that notion.

Beyond the distinctively poodle-haired, bespectacled, plump and campy Vilanch himself — whose personal life is kept pretty much off-limits here — focus lays mostly on his principal ongoing collaborations with Midler, Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams. Latter does some typical, inspired off-the-cuff riffing. Otherwise, celebs’ input seldom goes beyond affirming what a character Vilanch is, how talented, etc.

He’s likable enough, but “Get Bruce!” seems less a real behind-the-scenes showbiz docu than a sort of extended “Entertainment Tonight” seg. No hard questions are asked, no personalities allowed an unflattering moment. In the end, it all feels as faux-casual and scripted as the award shows Vilanch helps create.

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Water (2006)

Posted by tokilltheking on March 2, 2010

Cut pollution is the subject of docu “Water,” hitherto Exxon Valdez merits nary a mention. The wrongdoer here, rather, is “spiritual” be inconsistent pollution, a dubious conception defined by a file of scientists, researchers, clerics and possibility medication specialists of thoroughly varying believability (and speaking diverse languages rendered in English v.o.). Handsomely shot and briskly edited, Russian-produced docu presents a slippery intricate of subject, New Years mysticism and unabridged crap that, if the appetite for “The Secret” and “What the Bleep Do We Know!?” is any data, could notch well niche numbers on homevid after token sensational make available, beginning April 18 in Los Angeles.

Film begins by discussing some of water’s more unique chemical properties: While the formula H2O remains constant, the clusters that individual water molecules form are extremely mutable and responsive to outside stimuli. From this relatively solid footing, the film then argues that water is vulnerable to destructive external influences, including insults, loud music and negative thoughts, that can sap its essence. (Apparently water has both a high surface tension and a remarkably thin skin.) While it never quite reaches Jack T. Ripper levels of absurdity, “Water” nonetheless drowns out its science with hazy spirituality and utterly preposterous claims. In the end, it all smells fishy.

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Berlin Express (1948)

Posted by tokilltheking on February 28, 2010

“An ideological spy thriller.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Jacques Tourneur’s (”Out of the Past”) Berlin Express is an ideological
spy thriller shot in black and white that makes the most of its absurd
plot and the history used as background to its fictional narrative. It
is based on the story by Curt Siodmak and the screenplay is by Harold Medford.
The unflinching camera shots of the ruined cities of Frankfurt and Berlin
by Lucien Ballard realistically depict Germany’s despair in the postwar
occupation period, giving the film an historical documentary look (an official
sounding narrator also gives the film a semidocumentary feel). There are
shots of once booming cities in rubble, showing where once stood the Reichs
chancellery, Reichstag, Brandenburg Gate, and the Adlon Hotel. The I. G.
Farben building in Frankfurt, the key manufacturer of Germany’s tools of
war, remains intact. That building is now the Johann Wolfgang Goethe University. 

Though a minor work, it sparkles at times because of its ever hopeful
humanistic viewpoint in the face of ambivalence by the main characters,
the intriguing realistic location shots, the sequences shot on the train
were gripping and the sinister atmosphere it creates over German reunification
and the hints at the coming Cold War. The narrative is less interesting,
as it is grounded in the conventions of the thriller and is more politically
moralizing than it should be for a work of film noir.

On a special train (with US army personnel, displaced persons and
diplomats) from Paris-Frankfurt-Berlin that is controlled by the American
military, four representatives of the Occupying Powers — the British educator
Sterling (Robert Coote), the American agriculture expert Robert Lindley
(Robert Ryan), the Soviet army officer Lt. Maxim (Roman Toporow), and the
French official Perrot (Charles Korvin) — are on their way to Berlin to
help a German humanitarian visionary, a leader in the anti-Hitler underground,
Dr. Bernhardt (Paul Lukas), realize his dream of a peaceful and unified
Germany. 

Warning: spoiler to follow.

An assassination attempt at an unscheduled stop in Sulzbach fails
to kill Dr. Bernhardt, as the Nazi insurgents responsible kill instead
someone hired to be a decoy. But when the train stops at Frankfurt, Bernhardt
is kidnapped by the Nazi group after being betrayed by his old friend Professor
Walther. This results in the four representatives overcoming their differences
and working together to try and find Bernhardt. The army under the command
of Colonel Johns (Charles McGraw) conducts the official search. But the
four are better able to search undercover and are aided by Bernhardt’s
French secretary, Lucienne (Merle Oberon), who is familiar with her boss’s
reunification plan and his contacts in Germany. Lucienne goes on the search
through the nightmarish rubble of Frankfurt dressed to the hilt in evening
gowns, which looked ludicrous. In any case, she and Lindley eventually
find clues of where Bernhardt is by attending a nightclub that is off-limits
to American service men. After a shootout with the Nazi gang holding the
victim in a bombed out building, the American army rescues the humanitarian.
But on the train ride to Berlin one of the four  representatives turns
out to be a Nazi agent and is stopped from killing Bernhardt only by the
alertness of Lindley. 

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Wild Man Blues (1998)

Posted by tokilltheking on February 26, 2010

“It is a most
relaxed and enjoyable look at the neurotic comic, who appears to be no
different in this documentary from the way he is in his films.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Barbara Kopple was asked by Woody to do a cinema verite documentary
on his 18-city European New Orleans Jazz tour he will be on with his demonized-in-print
girlfriend and soon-to be-wife, Soon-Yi Previn, with Woody promising to
let her film without any interference. It is a most relaxed and enjoyable
look at the neurotic comic, who appears to be no different in this documentary
from the way he is in his films. But what is vividly shown is how exhilarated
Woody gets from playing the clarinet and how wonderfully morbid he is about
everything else he does, from eating a vulcanized Spanish omelet in Spain
to getting seasick on a gondola in Venice. Woody’s trek from one luxury
hotel to another, lets us hear the comedian’s constant wisecracks and tune
into his idiosyncrasies. When sending out his laundry in Milan he says,
“I hope it doesn’t come back breaded.” He looks into the unintrusive camera
and tells us that he always must have his own bathroom when travelling,
this way he can have room for all his ointments, which is the reason he
always looks so good.

Woody seems to be acting natural as he interacts with his sister
Letty Aronson and the motherly Soon-Yi. She relates to the aging comic’s
foibles and crankiness and need to be treated with kid gloves by voicing
her opinion on what he should do, which he either ignores or childishly
follows or comes up with a good one-liner for. This seems to be the real
Woody and not a put on, and you either love him or shy away.

The relationship between the couple is what the film turns out to
be mainly about. Therefore since Kopple films Woody and his bride as they
act natural together, there is no need to look for gossip columnists to
know more about the star and the tabloid headline relationship he has with
his step-daughter and now lover. There seems to be nothing seedy going
on between them, except a relationship based on need and affection; their
relationship does not appear to be fraught with overt sexuality.

Woody’s happiest playing the clarinet with the band, as his head
bobs up and down and he keeps time with the music by tapping his feet.
Some of the snippets from the numbers he played included the joyous songs
like “Down by the Riverside” and “Home Sweet Home.” If there is any criticism
for the film, it could be noted that we didn’t hear enough of the band
playing.

Woody seemed to be comfortably aloof from the band — relating mostly
to the smiling banjo player, Eddie Davis, the one who put the group together.
There are good vibes, as they all seem to be on the same page. What might
be surprising to a lot of people, is how good the band actually is and
how much fun they seem to have playing together. After the concert Woody
and the band go their separate ways. So this documentary covers Woody fully,
giving us a fly-in-the wall look at the claustrophobic star as he is mobbed
by admiring fans and wends his way through the autograph seekers and those
who want to take photos of him and his ardent wealthy admirers who flatter
him. But as Woody duly notes, these rich admirers won’t pay a dime to see
my films.

Woody and the band show their mettle in one Italian city, as there
is a power failure and they continue playing. That he receives an engraved
plaque for this, encourages Woody to joke about how it comes easy for him
to be a hero. After awhile, seeing one luxurious hotel after another becomes
a déjà vu experience. The trip took him to Paris, where he
was excited about going into a music store that had an historic clarinet
that suited him. In London he quipped that he can fail at last in a country
that speaks his language. Woody comments that he always wants to be somewhere
he isn’t — if he is in Milan, he wants to be in New York.

The travelogue ends on his arrival in New York and the high-rise
apartment of his 96-year-old father and 90+  mother, who treat him
to a neurotic scene that could be right out of a shrink’s office or one
of his films. The father would have preferred that Woody had been a pharmacist.
The mother would have preferred if he married a nice Jewish girl. Woody
and Soon-Yi sit there in the kitchen and take in all the put downs without
fighting back. This scene ices the cake on Barbara Kopple’s splendid work;
it couldn’t get more absurd than this for the serious maker of documentaries
(
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again in front of his overbearing Jewish parents.

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Exit Wounds review

Posted by tokilltheking on February 24, 2010

Playing a rage-oholic cop, Seagal is kept to simple, descriptive sentences
like “I’m in hell.” His co-star knows the feeling. DMX’s second record was
called “It’s Dark and Hell Is Hot.”

Bartkowiak, who also directed DMX in “Romeo Must Die,” appears to be
singlehandedly trying to transform the rapper from dog lover to action god.
But for a guy who once bellowed, “Y’all gon’ make me act a fool up in here,” D
is profoundly uncharismatic, playing a dot-com “gazillionaire” with a booming
heroin business and a spot on the board of his pal’s nudie bar. He and Seagal
team up to bring down a ring of crooked cops, but there’s no story here. The
film is all about the grisly, electric mayhem that ensues when these two guys
hit the streets.

Watching Seagal survive the impossible — like when he gets up and fights
after a 10-second rendezvous with a stun gun — is a ridiculous reminder of
what he’s learned from an aging action peer: He’ll be back.



This film contains raw language and violence.

E-mail Wesley Morris at wmorris@sfchronicle.com.

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